Daily Chronicle, January 2, 1905
1 [George A. Walker, of Washington, who has just been sent to prison at the age of 104, is declared to be “the world’s oldest habitual thief.” He is an Oxford graduate.]
George, I congratulate you, though
There are who think such conduct wrong.
I’m glad to hear that you are go-
I feel a patriotic thrill.
The States may hold you now, but oh,
’Twas Oxford gave you all your skill,
But now this side the herring-pond
We look in vain for men like thee;
To find them we must search beyond
“Too old at forty” ’s what we hear
On Britain’s unprogressive shore.
But you have reached your hundredth year,
At competition still you laugh:
No modern hustle makes you blue.
Youth will be served—but only af-
The moral of this tale, no doubt,
Is plain to all. Don’t trust to luck.
“Hard labour” brought our George from out
P. G. W.
“George A. Walker, of Washington, who says he is an Oxford graduate and 104 years of age, is declared to be the “world’s oldest habitual thief.” He has just been arrested for selling a merchant four pounds of anthracite coal dust, representing it to be dye.” (Exeter and Plymouth Gazette, Saturday, 31 December 1904)