SHERLOCK HOLMES’S LAMENT.
Daily Chronicle, October 3, 1905
[Sir A. Conan Doyle has stated that he considers the British police to be the best in the world.]
Sir Arthur, in those happy days
(Now dead) when first you made me,
Upon my word I never thought
That you would have betrayed me.
I always used to think that you
Shared my contempt for men in blue.
Where’er the bulls-eye of the truth
They failed to land their shots on
(I speak in metaphor), I’d smile,
And wink at dear old Watson,
And murmur nonchalantly, “Pooh!
These foolish, bungling men in blue!”
And when their weak attempts to solve
A problem I derided,
I thought that you despised them quite
As fervently as I did.
We scoffed together at their clue,
Those very comic men in blue.
And now you come, and in the Press
Deliver this corrective,
And state without a touch of shame,
“The Force is not defective.”
By gad, you know, it’s rather hard
Upon a poor detective.
I never thought to hear that you
Had gone and praised the men in blue.
P. G. W.
Sir A. Conan Doyle, the creator of “Sherlock Holmes,” in an interview yesterday regarding the [Merstham Tunnel murder] tragedy, said he was of opinion that our police force is the best in the world. (Manchester Courier, September 30, 1905)